Well, the votes are in and the world has LITERALLY voted with it's feet this time.
Conclusions:
EVERYONE (75%) wants to buy a chocolate bar called 'Belmot's Massive Co-Co Thump' as big as one of their legs.
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The VAST majority of people (15%) think my advice is excellent, regardless of their own personal consumer issues.
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No-one (0%) wants JK Rowling to do a 360-degree U-turn and start writing Harry Potter as a ginger character. Pay attention for ONCE, Rowling!
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If you multiply these figures all by two million, that's consumer insight you CAN'T afford to ignore. Basically, it's the whole of Britain.
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If you're planning on having a vending machine installed in your hall or bedroom, make sure you've future-proofed it so it can dispense chocolate up to two feet in length. I will NOT take the blame if you haven't done 'the maths'.
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I haven't seen my husband for a few days now, possibly up to a week, so I'm assuming that there will be a LOT of unwashed plates in the shed. If anyone reading this is a radio ham, can you broadcast Herman and tell him to bring his washing-up OUT of the shed when he's done. I do NOT want to think about the state of his clothes. A rinse cycle won't be enough and that's a GUARANTEE.
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