Monday, November 16, 2009

Making GREAT advertising in the modern age

There's a lot of amateurs blundering around in this area, but only TRUE pros are following my three-point plan to making GREAT adverts:

1. Find something wonderous or at least humerous on YouTube.

2. Steal it.

3. Make it original again by replicating the first thing BUT adding a brand message to the end.

At the moment these are LITERALLY the keys to the kingdom. Ignore them at your mild peril.

Thursday, November 05, 2009

Mrs Belmot's Xmas Party!

My Christmas party is DEFINITELY on Weds 2nd December at The Perseverance pub in London:
63 Lambs Conduit Street,

EVERYONE is very excited about my Christmas party this year. In fact, there's so much interest that there won't be room at my house, so DON'T buy a ticket to Dorking. It's full.

I've used logic (look it up if you don't know what that is) to decide to hold my party in London this year.

There's a LOT to organise and I'm TOO important to do everything. That's why I need my loyal patriots to help with a few things.

If you want to take charge of an area, email me: iammrsbelmot AT yahoo DOT co DOT uk

Things which need arranging for the party:

An argument for everyone to have
Party hats
Invitations (although it will be a massive free for all. It's not my house, so who cares)
Augmented reality
Have a whip-round so Knorks can fly in from Australia

I think we need a central London pub (or better) on Wednesday 2nd December.
If you don't want to help, then just save the date to come along and feel Christmas shame for not helping.

Christmas starts here.