Thursday, April 26, 2007

Herman no longer employs his slippers


Herman's Dungeons & Dragons phase is back as strong as it ever was in the 80s, but it has now mutated like a science fiction virus into something terrible to behold.

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The man's an imbecile.

Since the new series of The Apprentice started, he's been telling EVERYONE that they're fired. He said it to his slippers last night when he slipped on the kitchen lino. We also haven't had any milk for two weeks after the milkman didn't 'get the joke'.

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FishNChimps said...

Dress up as a mighty elf queen and set him a quest to either do the housework (and be rewarded with the Magic Stone Of Thorax) or to walk to Scotland and retrieve a clump of Magic Druid Grass from Land's End. That'll sort him.

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Oh by Odin's hair, he'll have a job finding Land's End in Scotland, won't he? Actually, maybe that's not a bad idea.

Mrs Belmot said...

Take this as a well-intentioned warning:

Adding "by Grynwalt's beard!" and suchlike at the end of sentences is a BAD habit that's HARD to break. You basically have to de-programme yourself.

This is experience speaking.

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you're damn right your strategy is showing... and you didn't invent this first I did -unintentionally- on Richard' adliterate page.... nyah !!

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Jemster - this is a WHOPPER of a lie on your part, and EVERYONE will know it.

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