A lot of people have been asking me to make predictions about what I think is going to happen, because VERY often the advice I give comes completely true.
I've been thinking HARD about this and I think the following will definitely happen (or something so similar you won't be able to tell the difference):
1) I think that something like the internet but better will happen.
If you think about it (like I have), no one had heard of the internet ten years ago but now you can buy it in Woolworths and even online. So almost definitely something better will come along (in the same way that everyone was listening to Neil Diamond until Graceland came along). Take note and buy shares now!
You'll probably be able to buy it online at first, but then you'll just be able to get it through whatever it is.
2) I think there will be a sequel to Watership Down.
The first film was excellent, as well as being sad and about rabbits and a seagull. However, the animation and voices were poor. Rubbish, really. So what we'll see is a shift towards computer made films like Toys, Cars, Ants and Finding Fish. This will almost definitely result in the film being called Rabbits and being in 3D. In fact it might be in REAL 3D coming out of the screen at you! That would be marvellous! Especially if you could touch them!
I DON'T know what the story will be about, so DON'T ask me. If I had to hazard a guess, it would involve a food shortage and maybe the warren getting dry after a hot summer. Again, DO NOT quote me on this part of the prediction.
3) If David Jason has a son (not daughter), I think he will become an actor.
Self explanatory.
4) Mobile phones will become more like printers.
People want a one-stop-shop, so their phone will be capable of handling A4 paper for DEFINITE. The big improvement will be them also getting smaller and cheaper. You will also be able to sell advertising space on your headers and footers which NO-ONE ever uses. I've already looked into this possibility but no luck yet.
I think that's about all that I can guarantee ACTUALLY happening. Food for thought indeed! If you have any queries about some of the insights, let me know YOUR comments!
David: no
Kaftan photo: no
JK Rowling: still no
D&G: hopeful
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I'm still pondering point #1, to be honest. I'm thinking it's bound to be distributed through the water system. That way only rich people can have access to it, just like the interweb
Would you make a prediction about who'll be the next Prime Minister, please. I'm getting a little anxious now Tony is gone.
No. I don't see how that would work at all. Unless it came on radio waves or something.
It's a lot to understand though - I spent all weekend thinking about this. You should see the state of my notebook!
I'll think about the Prime Minister future question for you. My initial reaction is that Tony Blair will be Prime Minister until 2010 as it's a nice round number.
Maybe he'll legalise online fox hunting to appease both groups of voters. I'm just guessing, though.
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